QUESTIONS: Vegetable Playlists

PLUS: the big pink pants

My neighbors brought the COOP NEWS to Puerto Rico and this rooster read it.

Dear Erins,

Happy Spring! Chicago got a slutty-warm Saturday that immediately withdrew its affections and ghosted the whole city like, “What do you mean nice weather? I’ve never heard of nice weather?” So as I write to you it’s, uh, freezing. And this is the thing about this time…